Sunday, October 01, 2006

Back to Work........arrrrgggggg !!

Well I'm back to work tomorrow, after 3 weeks off, soooooo not looking forward to it !! Thats life... Anyway here's a joke to get me back in the working mode.....


An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

Yea now thats funny !!! Ok now I'm ready for work.........NOT !!

To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

lol! very nice